Lost in this god damn hospital bed.

Lost in this god damn hospital bed.

Vocalist. Metal. Live fast, die young.

betweenthebootyandme:

toiletpeanutbutter:

Claudio Sanchez spots the Fantastic Weenis

coldsweatgoosebumps

This is who I look up to. Help me.

trelyon:

If zombies ever attack just go to Costco… they have concrete walls… years of foods and supplies… and best of all the zombies can’t get in without a Costco membership card

(via madkiingryan)

  • TV show producer: Okay so hear me out. Let's do a show starring VEGETABLES, but...they're CHRISTIANS.

usb-dongle:

it has been one of my greatest dreams to beat the living shit out of something at least once so god fucking help anybody that ever tries to assault me because i will be brimming with every violent urge that i have ever tucked away in my entire life

(Source: usbdongle, via srslycnunt)

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